Experience the Perfect Look
We do nothing of consequence while crafting masterpieces.
Experience the Perfect Look
We do nothing of consequence while crafting masterpieces.
We do nothing of consequence while crafting masterpieces.
We do nothing of consequence while crafting masterpieces.
At Gocken's Merkins, we believe that life is a lot longer with good company and a lot of laughs. That's why we drink only the best beer and use only the best beads, sequins and feathers. This ensure that your merkin is healthy, strong, and vibrant. But you have to assemble the ridiculous thing yourself.
Our team of expert Gocken's are passionate about hair and beauty. They stay up-to-date with the latest trends to provide you with the best crafting supplies possible. Our Gocken's take the time to listen to your needs and preferences, and work with you to create a look that you'll love. But you have to assemble the ridiculous thing yourself.
No service. You have to assemble the ridiculous thing yourself.
While listening to NPR many years ago, I heard a short excerpt on a long lost fashion trend around wigs. Turns out that back in the days of "Houses Of Ill Repute" the service staff had to keep clean and sanitary. In order to keep crustaceans at bay, they would completely shave their nether-regions and wear a wig that could be removed and cleaned.
So yea, a merkin is a pubic wig.
Gocken's Merkins conceptually began 7 years ago during a girls trip. Some serious riffing on the concept led to a store layout, target market, pricing and about a million laughs.
FAST FORWARD 7 YEARS
There is no store in any reasonable humans future plans, but life is way too short not to do fun things. Why does Martha Stewart have to be the only one that enjoys creative crafting?
Gocken is a weird german name that should have umlauts over the "o" making a guttural german sound. To keep personal introductions socially acceptable in crowded rooms, our ancestors switched the pronunciation to the flat sounding Gerkin. Some of our ancestors changed the spelling too, but I guess ours weren't right in the head. Anyway...
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